page 1.
You have just enjoyed the first chance in a week of
a few quiet hours talking with your spouse before bed. Having stayed up late
talking, you are enjoying your sleep immensely. Suddenly, a cry erupts from
your 13 month-old’s room. You wince as you reach for the clock and see that it
is only 6am. Up until a few days ago, she was routinely sleeping until 7:30.
You feel robbed. You realize the adventure of Friday has begun.
If you choose to roll over in the hopes you dreamed it, turn
to page 2.
If you choose to succumb to her
alert state and take her to the living room for breakfast, go to page 10.
page 2
The cries get louder and more frantic.
If you choose to run to her room
and hope to quiet the cries before your 3 year old wakes up, turn to page 3.
If you choose to succumb to her
alert state and take her to the living room for breakfast, go to page 10.
page 3
Once you rescue that little girl, you attempt to pull her
into bed with you in the hopes that she will snuggle up and go back to sleep. While
sucking her thumb in a feigned state of rest, she proceeds to lightly pull your
hair, stick her finger in your ear, up your nose, and occasionally in your eye.
If you choose to draw her closer, hoping a tighter hold will
induce sleep, turn to page 4.
If you choose to succumb to her
alert state and take her to the living room for breakfast, go to page 10.
page 4
Now that she is feeling quite constrained, she commences
full WWF training. She flops full tilt on your face and stomach. She begins to
grunt and point at the door.
If you choose to try reading books to her quietly to
re-introduce a sleep routine, turn to page 5.
If you choose to succumb to her
alert state and take her to the living room for breakfast, go to page 10.
page 5
She takes an active interest in the books. She flips open
the piano looking for Spot, feels the scratchy basket with Curious George
inside, and Pats the Bunny. Then she grunts some more and points again at the
door.
If you choose to succumb to her
alert state and take her to the living room for breakfast, go to page 10.
page 10.
Ah, what a beautiful day. You had planned to wake up early
today anyway. Right?